Some lessons learnt in South America

- Frogs can stop a football match
- Llamas and donkeys make interesting linesmen
- Pavements and large stones exist solely to trip me up
- Bus bingo makes a journey go quicker
- Coca tea is nice (and not a drug)
- Llama meat is a bit like pork
- Being surrounded by ice on a huge glacier is not as cold as you'd think
- I had no idea how many types of potato there are
- Hostel floors are dangerously slippery (I have the bruises to prove it)
- Clay tastes surprisingly good
- Always keep your mouth closed when you fall off a surfboard
- Same with a sandboard
- Reed beds are not that comfy but they're better than a bus seat
- Chickens can work together
- Women often go to the toilet in the middle of the street
- Mice impressions can help you get out of paying rental fines
- Beef's your bait to catch piranhas
- Cake talks louder than words
- Spanglish is a language
- Dog's do ride surfboards
- And on roofs of cars
[Clare]